Dog Jokes

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Q&A: How does Daniel Tosh get away with making so many stereotypical jokes?

by Didier-Lg Question by Leah: How does Daniel Tosh get away with making so many stereotypical jokes?Like one of his jokes “Women can do anything. other than math, chess, running, jumping, lifting stuff, fixing things, making money…making decisions, being tall, bringing out the garbage…inventing anything important, or just being fun to hang out with.” This […]

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Q&A: What are some jokes like the one “If life gives you melons… you probably are dyslexic.”?

Question by isha: What are some jokes like the one “If life gives you melons… you probably are dyslexic.”? I like that joke “If life gives you melons, you probably are dyslexic.” And I was wondering if there are any more like that one. If you have any more I would really appreciate it if […]

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Q&A: What breed of dog would be good with cats?

by Didier-Lg Question by Carole: What breed of dog would be good with cats? I have 2 somewhat shy cats. I would love to get a dog (and preferably a big one). Is there any particular breed that gets along best with cats…or any special way to introduce the dog into the home w/o causing […]

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Q&A: How do I get my dog to jump up on high objects eg bed?

Question by Lisa L: How do I get my dog to jump up on high objects eg bed? My dog just doesn’t want to jump up on high objects! I have tried everything, I’ve put delicious snacks on the bed, I’ve encouraged him by pretending to be a dog myself and jumping on it! And […]

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Article: Writing 101: Can You Write A Joke?

Can you write a joke? Starting from an existing joke might help. We’ll give it a try with five bar jokes. I’ve condensed these from Aha Jokes.* Here we go! Existing Bar Joke #1 A man is drinking in a bar when a nun harasses him about drinking. In self-defense the man says, “Who told […]

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Article: The Dop – The Dogs Only Party – How to Elect a Dog to the Presidency

There are some real advantages to running a dog for president. It would help, of course, if the dog was a governor, or at least a senator first, but we could make a case for an all-American common mongrel. People like strays. Everyone knows that dogs are really good runners, so that says it all. […]

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Q&A: Awesome shaggy dog jokes?

Question by Lee: Awesome shaggy dog jokes? Does anyone know of the war shaggy dog joke, according to wikipedia, in which the narrator presents his audience with insurmountable odds, and as the inexorable force (human or natural) closes in, ends the story. When the listeners clamor to know what happened next, the narrator responds: “I […]

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Q&A: I need on line dog or cat jokes clean please?

Question by scloflin: I need on line dog or cat jokes clean please? I work for a vet we r looking 4 jokes one liners can someone please help Best answer: Answer by cockeyed_shotClean ones? No, sorry, can’t help ya there. What do you think? Answer below! Don’t ever teach your dog to talk, he […]

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Q&A: All dog jokes aside, is it safe to say that both Democrats and Republicans….?

Question by : All dog jokes aside, is it safe to say that both Democrats and Republicans….? are all dogs for the ruling class? Mmmm, Democrats and Republicans…..tasty little dogs. That is what the ruling class is saying right now. Best answer: Answer by Robertsafe indeed! What do you think? Answer below! waytonikah.com https funny, […]

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I hate the dog jokes. What if they invent a solar cooker you can put on the roof of your car?

Question by : I hate the dog jokes. What if they invent a solar cooker you can put on the roof of your car? I swear I am voting for Obama, so sorry I couldn’t resist. Best answer: Answer by Obama Ate a DogThen Obama will be competing with the dog for space on the […]

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