More Dog Quotes

“If your is too fat, you are not getting enough exercise.” – Unknown

are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.” –

“When its , be sure not to step in the poodles.” – Unknown

“If your thinks you’re the greatest person in the world, don’t seek a second opinion.” –

“Never trust a to watch your food.” – Unknown

“Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about little puppies.” –

“In years I’m dead” – Unknown (Could be me)

“No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a makes you rich.” – Louis Sabin

“Scratch a and you’ll find a permanent job.” – Franklin P. Jones

“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to violently at nothing right in your ear.” – Dave Barry

“A man’s soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog.” –

“I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.” –

“The dog’s kennel is not the place to keep a sausage.” – Danish Proverb

“Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”
– Groucho Marx.

“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.”

“Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.” – Sue Murphy

“I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.”
– Unknown

“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.” – Rita Rudner

“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.” – Ben Williams

“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.” – Christopher Morley

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” – Unknown

“Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.” – Smiley Blanton

“If you want the best seat in the house … move the dog” – Unknown

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