Quotes About Boxer Dogs

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English: Brindle Boxers Русский: Немецкий бокс...
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“Indeed, our lives have been enriched beyond measure because of the love of a . We have been adopted by that most irrepressible of clowns, that most intuitive of comforters, that most selfless of companions-the Boxer.”

“He will make you laugh; he will make you cry; he will try your patience; he will outwit you when he can. And he will love you with an intensity that will surprise and amaze you. He will be your canine soul mate.”

“A Boxer without a reason is a Boxer immovable.”

Living with a Boxer is an odyssey, full of adventure and fun. Such a journey requires that the human involved take complete responsibility for the welfare of the one creature on earth who will never offer criticism, never complain, and always stand ready to serve and protect.”

“The bond between a Boxer and his family is really no less than a remarkable, caring, and totally committed love affair.”

Boxers are like potato chips-you can’t have just one”

“Scarcely any other can produce such inimitable wrinkles upon its forehead as the Boxer, and scarcely any other dog gazes at you so good naturedly while furrowing its brow.  Often Boxers are called the philosophers of the dog world.”
~ From the book ‘Boxers’

A group of Boxers at the January 2007 Atlanta ...
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“If the Boxer didn’t exist, we would have to invent one”.

“When dogs are happy they wag their tails…
When Boxers are happy they wag the back half of their body…
When dogs are happy to see you they jump up to greet you…
When Boxers are happy to see you they run 900 miles an hour around the living room…
When dogs are bored they want to play fetch for 20 minutes…
When Boxers are bored they bring you every toy in the house over and over for the next 2 hours…
When dogs get tired they sleep in their bed as quiet as a mouse…
When Boxers get tired they sleep on your chest snoring in your ear…
When dogs beg for food they put a paw on your knee…
When boxers beg for food they silently make two large slobber bubbles from the sides of their mouth…
…Therefore, boxers are not dogs. They are wiggling, burning, toy carrying, snoring, slobber bubble making machines”.

“Never trust a boxer to watch your food”

“Boxers love resting their heads on your knee while you’re …that way they don’t slobber on their paws”

“Boxers will come running to check out any new noise, it’s just a shame that they don’t consider their name as a new noise”

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Boxers (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

“Our only purpose in life is to give unconditional, undivided and full attention to our boxer, or else we risk losing something of value”

“Before owning a Boxer I never realized that sleeping was a contact sport”

“Whoever said boxers have flat noses because they chase parked cars is totally wrong, it’s from the glass on the front door.”

“Boxers are the toughest big babies I ever met, they cry like crazy when they want to go for a walk, yet they don’t make a peep when their head bounces off the side of the coffee table”

” You don’t have to be crazy to own a boxer but it helps”

“The Boxer, however, is a gentleman amongst dogs with short coats. He not only wants the best food, he wants to be handled in a civilized manner too. He can easily be upset by his master and this is called being leader-sensitive. He cannot stand a hard hand or injustice. It is true that he is pig-headed and every one has a personality of its own. His real job is to be a house and family and to be a friend to the children.”


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