How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb ?

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Question by Ashy Bashy ψ: How many dogs does it take to a light ?
This is a cute joke!!!

Golden Retriever – “The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re worried about a silly burned out light bulb!?”

Border Collie – “And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.”

Dachshund – “You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!”

Rottweiler – “MAKE ME!”

Boxer – “Who cares!?! I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark!”

Labrador Retriever – “Oh meeee, oh me, oh me! Pleeeeease let me change the light bulb!? Can I? Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleaseeee, please, please. I love you.

– “I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation!”

Jack Russell Terrier – “I’ll just pop one in while I’m bouncing off your walls and furniture!”

Cocker Spaniel – “Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.”

Chihuahua – “Yo quiero Taco Bulb.” – translation: “We don’t need no stinking light bulb essay”

Australian Cattle Dog – “First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…”

Poodle – “I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it… By the time he’s finished my nails will be dry 🙂 ”

———It doesn’t make sense unless you know the personality of these dogs lol, but it’s so cute!——
BTW, I wanted to update anyone who answered my question about my dog biting my uncle the other day, he has agreed to not press charges and to stay away from my house 🙂 Luckily.

Best answer:

Answer by Rat
I want to be your daddy.

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Comments

    • FidosCityGuide
    • November 25, 2013

    Yorkie- stare at you with sad eyes until you do it for them.

    Cute, LOL

    • estellemaiden
    • November 25, 2013

    Lol this made me laugh to hard i love that they made the smart dogs actually sound smart lol and the other dumb But the Golden Retriever was happy and im glad to see that cause im getting one in a few days.

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