In Praise of Sniff-Butt

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Beagle here. You don’t know me unless you have read my book Dog Park Diary: the social round of Goody Beagle. It’s about my visits to my dog park and who I meet there and all the things we smell. It’s a good book, and mostly true, but after it was published with all those great photos and all, I discovered that I have more to say about of us because we sniff-butt, but if you learned this skill you’d probably be a lot happier. So maybe you should read this article.

First, let me say that I know you can never be as good as us at smelling. Your just doesn’t support it. We dogs have more smell cells than you do, and a much bigger part of our brain is devoted to smell than yours. This is one reason why I feel sorry for you humans. You miss so much!

Now I know humans have good eyes. I’ve been told (by my human) that humans can see more than dogs, and farther than dogs. Well, maybe that’s true, but so what? So you can see maybe ten times more than we can. But we can smell up to 100,000 times more smells than you can! Some say we may smell even a million times better than you. Just think about that every time you think humans are so cool.

We can smell the of dogs and humans, and even cats. We can tell if they are happy, sad, mad, anxious, or excited. We can smell the tiniest change in the character of the air outside. We can smell the ground and tell who has passed by and when, how old they were, if they were male or female, how they were feeling, what they ate for dinner, and if they were sick, healthy, pregnant, or . We can track by smell, find people buried under ten feet of snow by smell, smell underground and dig them up, and smell drugs and and tell you where they are hidden. When it comes to smell, no one on earth is better than we are.

An excellent place to find good, strong smells that tell you all about whoever you meet is their rear end. Humans, cats, and especially dogs have detailed messages waiting there for us to smell-read. A quick sniff-butt tells us more about a total stranger than you might know about your best friend or even your mother.

Some humans have compared our sniff-butts to the human habit of shaking hands. Well, sort of, but sniff-butt gives us more information, and is a lot more reliable. I don’t think much of your human ways of finding out about each other. You shake hands with each other, but it doesn’t tell you how the other guy feels about you. You say, “How are you?” and then don’t listen to the answer. You say “Good morning” to each other even if it’s raining and your breakfast was burnt and you stubbed your toe in the shower.

The strange thing from my perspective is that none of this tells you anything at all about the other person. Do you learn how they are feeling today? Do you learn if they’re about to bite you or maybe if they’d like to go play a round of golf with you? Do you learn if they are sick or angry or pregnant? Do you find out what they want for dinner?

You need to know that this is not possible. We are dogs. The message I want to give you humans is to just let us be ourselves. Don’t try to stop us from sniff-butt. To you, it looks funny or disgusting or bad mannered, but that’s because you can’t do it and you can’t read smell messages, so you made up some silly rules for humans and then try to apply them to us dogs.

So don’t try to “train” us out of sniff-butt. We might stop for a minute while you’re looking, but we’ll be back at it as soon as you look away. We like to make you happy, but it should work both ways. If you want to make us happy, let us be dogs.

Kim Pearson is the author of five books, including Dog Park Diary, and a ghostwriter of more than thirty non-fiction books. Dog Park is the first she has ghostwritten for a dog. For more about Dog Park Diary, visit Dog Park Diary, and for more about Kim’s ghostwriting services, visit Primary Sources.

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