Question by isha: What are some jokes like the one “If life gives you melons… you probably are dyslexic.”?
I like that joke “If life gives you melons, you probably are dyslexic.” And I was wondering if there are any more like that one. If you have any more I would really appreciate it if you guys would post some. Thanks!
Oh and if you could tell me the website(if you got it from one) I would appreciate it.
Best answer:
Answer by LA CHIP
If life gives you llamscock—-you're probably dyslexic. And sh*t out of luck.
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