Q&A: What are some jokes like the one “If life gives you melons… you probably are dyslexic.”?

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Question by isha: What are some jokes the one “If life you melons… you probably are ”?
I like that “If life gives you melons, you probably are dyslexic.” And I was wondering if there are any more like that one. If you have any more I really appreciate it if you guys would post some. Thanks!

Oh and if you could tell me the website(if you got it from one) I would appreciate it.

Best answer:

Answer by LA CHIP
If life gives you llamscock—-you’re probably dyslexic. And sh*t out of luck.

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    • Michael Maddog
    • April 24, 2013

    Dyslexics of the world untie!

    What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Association.

    Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He lie awake all night pondering the existence of dog.

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