The Kitten Bowl Has Absolutely Nothing on the Puppy Bowl

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Some background: , according to a press release, will be annual. It will be presented in conjunction with the . It will stream at home. Hallmark’s “top tier Original Movie talent” will seve as judges, referees, and trainers. (So Kellie Martin will definitely participate, right?) It will stream live. Home viewers will vote for the Most Valuable Kitten. And all the kitties will compete in some sort of feats of agility thing. “In a typical feline agility contest, acat would complete between six and fourteen obstacles, with winning cats completing thecourse in ten seconds or less,” the release explains. “In ‘Kitten Bowl,’ however, the competitors are kittens and anyform of cuteness is the key to the game.” 

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We understand Hallmark’s end game here. One, they obviously want to capitalize on success. Two, cats are cool. (Check out the inset meme that just made to go along with its hip new press release.) Three, the network probably thought the Puppy Bowl was being a bit discriminatory by relegating the kittens to the halftime show. While we admit that we, too, are somewhat speciesist, we hold firm to our belief that Kitten Bowl will not work. 

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Kittens are difficult. We’ve learned recently from the cat actors on Broadway in Breakfast at Tiffany’s that cats are hard to work with. They are notoriously diva-ish. (We are purposefully ignoring the counter argument involving Helen Mirren’s troublesome corgi.) In Maura Judkis’s Washington Post story about the filming of the Puppy Bowl, she describes what happens when here.
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    • Terri Peters
    • April 7, 2013
    14 of 14 people found the following review helpful
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    They are what they are!, January 16, 2011
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    We’ve had these for a while now and, for the price, you cannot beat these pee pads! We have a little Chihuahua who uses pads for going to the bathroom, and we’ve paid a lot more money for pads that are about the same.

    I like that they are brown in color. Others we’ve had were white and you can really see the urine all over the white ones. The brown hides the pee a little better!

    They’ve held up great in the washer, and I’d definitely buy them again when it comes time to replace our current ones.

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    • Jennifer A. Diffley "reluctant_mfa"
    • April 7, 2013
    28 of 28 people found the following review helpful
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    This review is from: EZwhelp Washable Whelping & Puppy Pad 17″ x 20″ (Misc.)

    I was definitely skeptical about a washable puppy pad, but it has completely made me a believer. I have a 4-month-old Shih Tzu with a microscopic bladder and we live in an apartment, so even though I take him out every hour, accidents still happened. As soon as I put this pad down, he began using it and hasn’t gone anywhere else in the house. The best part is that there are no stains or wet marks about three minutes after. It’s just super absorbent and super awesome. And the best part? It’s cheap! I shudder to think about how much people spend on the disposable pads when they could have something high-quality. It’s also slightly larger than the disposable pads, which is nice because, well, sometimes aim is tricky with these things…

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    • CuteLemonPuppy66
    • April 7, 2013

    awww

    KAWAIIDESU~~

    • Anfurns1
    • April 7, 2013

    Which breed do you prefer? A Miniature Schnauzer or a Havanese.

    • Sandro C
    • April 7, 2013

    /watch?v=_0FtZ3NnEQw

    • SupervetcoolXD
    • April 7, 2013

    Awhh cute

    • Bilbo French
    • April 7, 2013

    Lmao

    • JesusDoor EverMore
    • April 7, 2013

    The wicked shall be turned into hell, [and] all the nations that forget God.-Psalms 9:17

    JESUS is the ONLY WAY TO HEAVEN John14:6

    But as for the cowardly, the faithless, the polluted, as for murderers,
    fornicators, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars, their lot shall be in the
    lake that burns with fire and sulphur, which is the second death
    Revelation 21:8

    In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ
    -2 Thessalonians 1:8

    • Jack Wu
    • April 7, 2013

    I WANT ONE!

    • Jaclyn Howard
    • April 7, 2013

    Too cute

    • JHilariosaH1
    • April 7, 2013

    I’m gonna let my golden retreiver have puppies!!

    • sandyking0474
    • April 7, 2013

    น่ารัก

    • David Nash
    • April 7, 2013

    Why are you allowing the cat go through this ordeal? Just for a video? Shame on you.

    • Alex Dunning
    • April 7, 2013

    Can anyone help me? My kitten has sore paws.

    • Danny Rivas
    • April 7, 2013

    Came hear after too much creepy pastas

    • L Fitzgerald
    • April 7, 2013

    basically this is me at every social function ever

    • leo15reyes
    • April 7, 2013

    Cuteee:)

    • Edward Diddly
    • April 7, 2013

    Meow!
    Meow!
    MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

    • Mădălina Roxana Toduţ
    • April 7, 2013

    i want to hug them ! <3
    

    • fackinsaxy
    • April 7, 2013

    Cat was probably scared shitless lol

    • thecaptain293
    • April 7, 2013

    0:07 : You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker!

    • meganhix9
    • April 7, 2013

    Dog dog dog

    • FrawlzMcBallz
    • April 7, 2013

    what a strange household

    • Thora F
    • April 7, 2013

    The puppies scare the poor cat.

    • Tvw1294
    • April 7, 2013

    …

    • SquabblingTurtles
    • April 7, 2013

    Very cute… please check out the Labrador videos on my channel too! =D

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