Question by Lee: Awesome shaggy dog jokes?
Does anyone know of the war shaggy dog joke, according to wikipedia, in which the narrator presents his audience with insurmountable odds, and as the inexorable force (human or natural) closes in, ends the story. When the listeners clamor to know what happened next, the narrator responds: “I died”.
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Q&A: What are some jokes like the one “If life gives you melons… you probably are dyslexic.”?
Q&A: What breed of dog would be good with cats?
yeah I don’t like dogs for the same reason he said.. love cats.
put some food in my motherf*cking boul !!! hilarious:))))
that is right eddie
i saw dogs fcking humans + humans fcking dosgs
but
i never saw cats fcking humans or humans fcking cats
i hate dogs and i like cats 🙂
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kill the dog man we all hate dogs we love cats 🙂
if a dog fart on my face i swear kill this dog 🙂
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
Hahaha that is exactly why I love cats, they got attitude 🙂
i got 5 outside cats.. they noly need me for food/water/ a lil scratch, then the like fuck you till later..ok…haha !!! 🙂
I got 5 outside cats.. they only need me for food/water/ a lil scratch, then the like fuck you till later..ok…haha !!! 🙂
shit me 2 i dont really care for dogs im more of a cat lover…even before i saw this i thought dogs were like slaves…
What were you watching? O___O
Dude,Eddie was joking,are you serious?Dogs react to most humans like they would react to their pack leaders.If an alien would see what soldiers do in the army they would say they are slaves too,but that’s just discipline and following orders.Dogs are the same,they are wired to recognize a leader and follow him and do what he says;it’s how it works in nature with wolves and it’s how it works with dogs at home.They are not slaves they are just good little soldiers.
alright mother fucker!! hahahaha
fuuny as hell
lol
but i’m still dog person, hate cats
Dysfunktional Family
Dogs rule
Dog is the only animal in the world thatll love you more than itself
LOL he is too funny!
Aight motherfucket imma teat these curtains up till you figure out who’s running shit around here LMAO
Dont think there’s anyone funnier! Love him xx
You can use his “Cat-look” in any situation . It works 100% …
Ahahaha I love his cat joke
lmao iiiiiiiiiiii is rooling!
More like the only animal stupid enough to fulfil your every sordid whim. You must have very low self confidence to have such a subservient creature. And besides, slavery was abolished decades ago, so technically you are breaking the law…
You’re an idiot.
A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. When the judges had inspected all of the competing dogs, they remarked about the boy’s dog: “He’s not so shaggy…!”