Q&A: Awesome shaggy dog jokes?

Question by Lee: Awesome jokes?
Does anyone know of the war shaggy dog joke, according to wikipedia, in which the narrator presents his audience with insurmountable odds, and as the inexorable force (human or natural) closes in, ends the story. When the listeners clamor to know what happened next, the narrator responds: “I died”.

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    • 404gatito
    • July 12, 2012

    yeah I don’t like dogs for the same reason he said.. love cats.

    • gigiculet1
    • July 12, 2012

    put some food in my motherf*cking boul !!! hilarious:))))

    • thunderssound
    • July 12, 2012

    that is right eddie
    i saw dogs fcking humans + humans fcking dosgs
    i never saw cats fcking humans or humans fcking cats
    i hate dogs and i like cats 🙂

    • thunderssound
    • July 12, 2012

    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kill the dog man we all hate dogs we love cats 🙂

    • thunderssound
    • July 12, 2012

    if a dog fart on my face i swear kill this dog 🙂

    • 001starfire
    • July 12, 2012


    • Politicalchick99
    • July 12, 2012

    Hahaha that is exactly why I love cats, they got attitude 🙂

    • poet2luv69
    • July 12, 2012

    i got 5 outside cats.. they noly need me for food/water/ a lil scratch, then the like fuck you till later..ok…haha !!! 🙂

    • poet2luv69
    • July 12, 2012

    I got 5 outside cats.. they only need me for food/water/ a lil scratch, then the like fuck you till later..ok…haha !!! 🙂

    • cripbuddz
    • July 12, 2012

    shit me 2 i dont really care for dogs im more of a cat lover…even before i saw this i thought dogs were like slaves…

    • TheRetaliation18
    • July 12, 2012

    What were you watching? O___O

    • Mamsaturatdevoi
    • July 12, 2012

    Dude,Eddie was joking,are you serious?Dogs react to most humans like they would react to their pack leaders.If an alien would see what soldiers do in the army they would say they are slaves too,but that’s just discipline and following orders.Dogs are the same,they are wired to recognize a leader and follow him and do what he says;it’s how it works in nature with wolves and it’s how it works with dogs at home.They are not slaves they are just good little soldiers.

    • Sherio1987
    • July 12, 2012

    alright mother fucker!! hahahaha

    • bluewhale18
    • July 12, 2012

    fuuny as hell
    but i’m still dog person, hate cats

    • TheLordYankee
    • July 12, 2012

    Dysfunktional Family

    • xzxCHIPxzx
    • July 12, 2012

    Dogs rule
    Dog is the only animal in the world thatll love you more than itself

    • kay77764
    • July 12, 2012

    LOL he is too funny!

    • lakonification
    • July 12, 2012

    Aight motherfucket imma teat these curtains up till you figure out who’s running shit around here LMAO

    • thesmoothcriminal88
    • July 12, 2012

    Dont think there’s anyone funnier! Love him xx

    • NexisFilms
    • July 12, 2012

    You can use his “Cat-look” in any situation . It works 100% …

    • HaterzBeTrippin2537
    • July 12, 2012

    Ahahaha I love his cat joke

    • chrischugger12
    • July 12, 2012

    lmao iiiiiiiiiiii is rooling!

    • anxresi
    • July 12, 2012

    More like the only animal stupid enough to fulfil your every sordid whim. You must have very low self confidence to have such a subservient creature. And besides, slavery was abolished decades ago, so technically you are breaking the law…

    • anxresi
    • July 12, 2012

    You’re an idiot.

    • The Saint
    • July 12, 2012

    A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. When the judges had inspected all of the competing dogs, they remarked about the boy’s dog: “He’s not so shaggy…!”

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