Question by scloflin: I need on line dog or cat jokes clean please?
I work for a vet we r looking 4 jokes one liners can someone please help
Best answer:
Answer by cockeyed_shot
Clean ones? No, sorry, can't help ya there.
What do you think? Answer below!
Don't ever teach your dog to talk, he might not ever shut up! showbc.com
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I love the last joke!
I think… maybe this might be fake but… im not sure.
LAME
lol t oda last joke
lol i loved it but at the end he said s*h*i*t i saw this and i didnt hear the bad word and when i showed it to my dad i heard it and i was in trouble
Pug
FAKE!!!
this is awesome! how do you do this? how could I go about creating a video with my dog and having her talk like this? thank u!
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